Last week, the internet was set ablaze by a blog post. A simple writing. A mere expression of one’s thoughts. Return of Kings dared to post a satirical piece called 5 Reasons to Date a Girl with an Eating Disorder. As you can ascertain from the title, women everywhere rose up and tangled their panties into a collective bunch so big, it could strangle the stay puft marshmallow man. Sadly, white knights rode in shortly thereafter on their trusty steeds, swearing vengeance for their coveted women, secretly hoping they’d get a glimpse of a side-boob for their internet martyrdom.
RoK and Tuthmosis received death threats on twitter. No less than 5 Change.org petitions were started to remove the page. Tweet after tweet, page after page, RoK was assailed in every way imaginable. Viral was an understatement for that piece.
Now, Supreme Men know that I will defend RoK’s position as equally ferociously as a white knight trying to chase that hamster. Sit back as I take these feminists and their white knight supporters to school.
Under the United States Constitution, the First Amendment guarantees RoK’s right to free speech. This Amendment has been tested in Court after Court. And has been extended all the way to corporations. Free speech is an inalienable right in the U.S. Despite the NSA and FBI’s best efforts, we the people will not be silenced. Political speech, commercial speech, school speech, and obscenity, are all protected forms of speech. Motherfucking money has been ruled to be a form of speech. That’s why politicians get fat off campaign contributions.
Satire and parody are protected. Period. RoK can write whatever the fuck they want. And so can I. The First Amendment guarantees it. You can’t even sue a motherfucker for defamation unless you have proof that a falsehood was published, not just a mere opinion. Guess what else the First Amendment guarantees? Freedom of the fucking press. The same press that has carried this RoK story to the ends of the internet.
Now as for the article itself, was it really that bad? It was clearly a satire piece. But most women cannot climb through their ignorance to recognize that. The article simply gives 5 compelling reasons why men should consider dating a girl with an eating disorder. Fuck, an argument can be made that the article actually helps their cause because it encourages men to date them, thus giving those women some much needed support. Whatever the case, the article does not cause epic upheaval in a society and women should not be responding as violently as extremists when their Prophet is depicted in a cartoon. The First Amendment is our protection against tyranny. And it is the women and white knights here who are being tyrannical by demanding clear free speech be stifled.
You know who got lit up by our Courts under the First Amendment? They guy who screamed fire in a crowded theater. That motherfucker had no right to free speech because he was going to kill everyone through mass panic. That is the level of shit you need to do to be not protected by the First Amendment. Not write an article that sends hamsters into spin mode.
You know who weathered this kind of storm in the past? Hugh Hefner. Motherfuckers have been trying to stifle free speech for over 100 years. And Hugh Hefner was public enemy No. 1. On June 4, 1963, Hugh Hefner was arrested for “publishing and distributing an obscene magazine.” Hugh Hefner took the stand in his own defense. And fucking won. The jury deadlocked. Mistrial. But yet you white knight sissies jerk off to porn without even understanding how porn exists in this nation. Playboy pioneered that shit you get off to. Bitches made careers in modeling, acting, fashion, etc., all because of Hugh fucking Hefner.
Do you dumb whores know what you’re even asking for? Yes I called you whores. You want to take down a page of the internet simply because you disagree with it? Are you that fucking uneducated or ignorant? Imagine if tomorrow someone disagreed with what you wrote on your lame facebook status page. Better yet, imagine that the U.S. Government has taken away your internet, and you stand outside in protest. You want the U.S. Government to be able to stifle your freedom to protest? It is a slippery slope that you will tumble down headfirst.
And you white knights. You motherfuckers. No matter how violently you defend her on the internet, rest assured that a man from RoK or The Male Supremacy will cum down her throat, not you. You defend her because you know not the evil that resides within her. She desires to burn the Constitution and you support her blindly. Men like those at RoK are doing you a great service by flushing these women out into the open so you can see their true form. And this is how you repay them? I sincerely hope you white knights one day see the world as it truly is. Until then, fuck you for not paying homage to all of the people that bled relentlessly before you to give you the freedom to cry on the internet.
Reign Supreme RoK.